"Mommy is the smartest person in our family," or so says Song. You would think that might be music to my ears, but she didn't stop there.
"Well, except for knowing about Texas Tech, especially football, because Daddy's smarter about that."
"Oh, and history...Luke knows a lot more about history."
"Other than Texas Tech and history, Mommy knows the most."
At that point she was interrupted, so we'll never know what other areas of knowledge I'm lacking.