Funny wish list from The Bitter Homeschooler. I don't endorse each item, per se, but other items certainly ring true. As an example:

7 We don't look horrified and start quizzing your kids when we hear they're in public school. Please stop drilling our children like potential oil fields to see if we're doing what you consider an adequate job of homeschooling.

As an added example:

16 Don't ask my kid if she wouldn't rather go to school unless you don't mind if I ask your kid if he wouldn't rather stay home and get some sleep now and then.

Not that I'm bitter. ;-D