You know you have a lot of children when you can play anagrams with their first initials and come up with words! Here are the letters in age order:
Here are my results:
But my favorite, which I think is a good name for any band our musically disadvantaged family would ever have, is this:
Sweet are the hours, nay minutes, of wasted mental energy I've poured into this endeavour.
A real lead vase, so you don't waste your own minutes trying to imagine one. ;-)